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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:27 pm 
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for those fellas who hate on the 'haters', and HONESTLY are offended by 'ugly lists', and ho bashing, i want to meet you half way :| . im sure this wont be a popular thread, but hopefully it's original. the following is a list of hoes i find 'ugly' :x but still fucking sexy :D :

LAIN OI: this chick has some righteous, big, natural knockers; a small miracle on a slim figured chick. she also has very sexy, pouty, dick-suckin' lips. a face only a dog lover could luv, though..

FRENCHY: like lain, she has fat natural juicy taydeez on a slim frame, a cute smile, but if you cut off half her nose, she'd still look like big bird. the poodle cut perm doesn't help either..

ANGEL LONG: i often wonder how these hoes get their name, and ive always wanted to ask angel long, 'why the long face?' :lol: ..her chin goes on for days. an english bird, that looks french, but boy is she fuckin' sexy 8-) ..a gr8 performer too..

JOANNA: this web chick and her gross tats :x ..she reminds me of the girl who gets on the school bus back in grade school, and all the kids go 'ewwww', and put their book bags on the empty seat so she wont sit next to them w/her stank ass. BUT, she also reminds of the sexy cheerleader in jr high, for some reason. like lain she has nice dsl's too..

DAMN I FORGOT HER NAME :oops: : the chick that looks like THAT WEIRD LOOKING ACTRESS claire danes, and was on howard stern. she's on the cover of anabolics, 'up your ass' number 18, OR 17, i think. long haired, redhead..anyway, she's fat now, but i always thought she was HOT.

DEJA DAIRE: she reminds of that running joke about that creep from the gr8 american movie 'fargo': she's funny looking 'in just a general way". but fuckin' sexy..i might add.

CHERIE: this chick looks like a cross between a monkey and a squirrel, but i keep cuming back to stroke to all her funky scenes: gangbangs for devils films, and wcp from her are me favs..

RILEY SHY: if an animator is looking for a model to draw a chick rat or mongoose, he or she should just draw riley. she's sweet and cute though...and certainly a sexymuthafuckah... 8-)

i was gonna add gianna michaels and shyla stylz but they are just funny looking to me, not sexy. but they might make YOUR LIST. :arrow:


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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:49 pm 
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I think the name you were failing to recall was Aurora Snow.

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She used to be smoking...

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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:23 pm 
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OK osprey, I'll play. I have a PERFECT example of this that is currently in porn.

JADA STEVENS.

Absolutely slamming body, PERFECT ASS, and does a ton of IR. But with that HUGE NOSE, you know she was never voted prettiest girl in school.

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She seems sweet and is sexy as hell in her scenes, but GODDAMN!! Her nose gets into a room 5 minutes before she does :D. I'm sure she has heard "you would really be pretty if..." a thousand times.

I would fuck her nonstop, no question about it. But every time I see her, I am reminded of this scene from Nip/Tuck



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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:47 pm 
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I always liked Lain Oi
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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:17 am 
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Kelly Devine for me.. She has an amazing body but her face is not fun to watch.. I find her so sexy though. I love her scenes but when she first started she was pale. She has grown into her look but her face is still really bad.


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 Post Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:12 am 
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Hands down Trinity Post,I'm just catching up on her boy-girl stuff.Her lezzie stuff is pretty good too!


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 Post Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:02 pm 
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jwjeffrey wrote:
Hands down Trinity Post,I'm just catching up on her boy-girl stuff.Her lezzie stuff is pretty good too!


Cosign on that. The first time I saw her in a scene, I thought "What the fuck is this plain looking chick doing in porn? Are directors THAT desparate?" Then I saw her take a gigantic dick in her ass with ease and enjoyment, and I thought "Oh, that's why!" That little redhead pixie is the epitome of a complete freak. I am a big fan of hers now. In fact, I don't think I have ever seen her in a scene where she didn't give 100%. I definitely love me some Trinity Post. :D


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 Post Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:32 am 
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Count Dante wrote:
jwjeffrey wrote:
Hands down Trinity Post,I'm just catching up on her boy-girl stuff.Her lezzie stuff is pretty good too!


Cosign on that. The first time I saw her in a scene, I thought "What the fuck is this plain looking chick doing in porn? Are directors THAT desparate?" Then I saw her take a gigantic dick in her ass with ease and enjoyment, and I thought "Oh, that's why!" That little redhead pixie is the epitome of a complete freak. I am a big fan of hers now. In fact, I don't think I have ever seen her in a scene where she didn't give 100%. I definitely love me some Trinity Post. :D

The stuff I've sen her in so far,I'd have agree with you she's a total freak.I think she might be more freaky that Ava Devine.


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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:19 pm 
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Count Dante wrote:
OK osprey, I'll play. I have a PERFECT example of this that is currently in porn.

JADA STEVENS.

Absolutely slamming body, PERFECT ASS, and does a ton of IR. But with that HUGE NOSE, you know she was never voted prettiest girl in school.


She reminds me of this girl I know who looks exactly the same, amazing body but the nose is crazy big


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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:12 pm 
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Julie Night is one that immediately comes to mind. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but wow is she nasty. It's that nastiness that makes me enjoy her work, even though I wish she'd done more interracial during her career.

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