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LMAO, so I have seen some threads not really related to porn or IR today. So I'm going to see if I can get away with it too,lol.
My ex girl was a fan of vibrators and wanted me to use them on her while I was in her ass or mouth. Hence why she is my ex girlfriend (shameful?), what can I say, I have problems. Anyway, Name and Explain a sex toy you would make.
My project would be called the PEE WEE HERMAN: You push her ass down on the bed, and matchbox car goes down a track off the pillow, hits a wheel. Mouse in the wheel runs, a match is on the wheel strikes the rough side of brick, burns a string, string drops a bowling ball. bowling ball hits a frying pan w/ eggs. Eggs fly and hit a duck in a kiddie pool. Duck swims, making lil waves. Lil waves spill over, put out a lantern.......5 hours later and a bunch of broke shit. You come back in after watching and jerking to a Tori Black scene and tell the chick to make you a sandwich.
Real talk, best sex toy ever. I'm quitting my job Monday, I'm about to be rich. Thanks to Naz, since he didn't patent this idea.
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Hiatus moment of the day: "Silly Niggas, beefs is for kids."
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