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Texas great-grandmother shoots 12-foot gator as revenge for killing mini-horse

Quote:Granny got her gun — and the alligator that crossed her by eating her prized pony is history.

Judy B. Cochran, the mayor of Livingston, Texas, got her revenge on a 12-foot, 580-pound alligator she believes ate one of her miniature horses years ago when she killed it on Sunday, the Houston Chronicle reported.
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#52
Hey, that nigga had it coming.

You go 'nana.
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Huh   WHY ???


Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt



Virginia supermarket forced to destroy product
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SEPTEMBER 18--A man walked into a Virginia supermarket Saturday afternoon and, after pulling down his pants, began “rubbing the produce on his buttocks” before re-shelving the items, according to police who arrested him on a pair of criminal charges.

Cops arrived at the Giant Food store in Manassas around 4:30 PM in response to a 911 call about destruction of property.
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A store worker told Manassas City Police Department officers that the suspect was spotted “picking up produce, pulling down his pants, rubbing the produce on his buttocks, and replacing the produce back on the shelf,” according to a crime report.

The suspect, identified as Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, was arrested inside the supermarket. Johnson, a Manassas resident, was charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property, both misdemeanors.

In response to Johnson's handling of the merchandise, Giant Store workers “had to destroy several pallets of produce,” cops report.

Johnson (seen above) was released from custody Saturday following an appearance before a magistrate.
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#54
There is not "why" with crazy. Even if you asked him in person, his explanation would make not sense to you.

Unless, of course, this was a prank. Then the only answer to the question "Why?" would be "Because."
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#55
Is the world getting crazier, or is it the internet makin it seem that way?   Huh
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#56
The internets.

You should read about the Roman Empire and Caligula. We ain't got shit on them niggas.
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#57
When your friend won't stop eating your potato chips..  What do you do??


South Carolina Nitwit, 19, Shoots Cousin, 17, For Eating His Potato Chips


A South Carolina man shot his cousin after the victim ignored the gunman’s warning not to eat his potato chips, police allege.

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Ryan Langdale, 19, was charged today with attempted murder, weapons possession, and obstruction of justice in connection with the September 29 shooting of his 17-year-old relative at a Charleston-area home.

Langdale told responding officers that the victim accidentally shot himself while cleaning a hunting rifle. That claim was not initially refuted by the victim since he required emergency surgery after being rushed to the hospital with life-threatening injuries.

But when the victim’s health improved enough for a police interview, he told investigators Langdale shot him after warning him not to consume his potato chips.

During a search Monday of Langdale’s home, police seized what they believe was the weapon used in the shooting. Seen above, Langdale is locked up in lieu of $55,000 on the felony counts.
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#58
Gotta admit, some cars are hottt...  but this is ridiculous:



Kansan, 24, was caught trying to penetrate car


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OCTOBER 12--The Kansas man caught in a carnal encounter with a car’s tailpipe has been sentenced to probation in connection with the autoerotic act, court records show.

Ryan Malek, 24, recently pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior that was filed in Municipal Court in Newton, a Wichita suburb. Malek, seen above, will avoid jail time if he successfully completes the one-year probationary term.

In June, Malek was named in a criminal complaint charging him with repeatedly trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked vehicle. Malek was accused of exposing himself with the intent of arousing or gratifying “sexual desires.”

According to cops, Malek was intoxicated when he sought to have sex with the car. His blood alcohol content was recorded at more than four times the legal limit following his May 1 arrest.

Police responding to a 911 call about a man beneath an auto discovered an “oblivious” Malek seeking to place his penis in the vehicle’s tailpipe. When Malek ignored police demands that he cease trysting with the auto, an officer tased him. He was then handcuffed and taken to a local hospital.

Malek’s rap sheet includes arrests for aggravated assault and pot possession.
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#59
Another "Nana with a gun" story.

Police say Brooklyn Center grandmother, 75, shot grandson over cup of tea

Quote:Helen Washington told her grandson over and over to stop putting his cup of tea on her furniture. After he kept doing it anyway, the 75-year-old shot him, Hennepin County prosecutors allege.
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